THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.
should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT
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this made me so wet unfffThis one totally got me off. Holy fuck.
Wow. Just wow.
Ooh god yes!
My suggestion, order a vibrator. Cus when people try to get creative w/ things they might end up in the hospital… I’ve seen x-rays of people having a dildo stuck all the way up their rectum.. a snake shoved up there, mouse w/ limbs chopped off and tape wrapped around its mouth shoved up there, a hammer (the hammer head side) up there, lastly, a teenage boy that perforated his sigmoid colon w/ a pen and ended up in surgery the same day. One of their excuses? “Oh, I was gardening and I fell.” Oh wow… you were gardening,.. naked… and all a sudden there’s that object there..and you just happen to land on top of it…in your garden… righhhhhhhhhttttttt….
I’ve heard of a Yankee candle…with the dome lid…up a guys rectum!
Need this! Any takers?
I used to like women who are either a couple of years older than me or several years younger than me…NEVER a decade older… But now I find women in their late 30s or early 40s attractive… can’t believe my taste has changed drastically, something’s wrong with me?
Women in their 40s have lived through a lot and know what they want and don’t want and not afraid to say it. We aren’t afraid to experiment with new things and we’ve learned not to take ourselves to seriously. Enjoy us ;-)
Just a reminder to the world that there is this glorious feminist thing called the Hawkeye Initiative. Where people draw Hawkeye (and possibly other avengers) in various sexual poses that comic artists generally depict women in.
the greatest thing in the universe.